WE USED TOO MUCH WATER AND NOW THERE'S A DROUGHT SO NOW YOU'VE GOTTA USE LESS WATER!

WHEN YOU DRINK MORE WATER, THAT'S LESS WATER FOR THE REST OF US! DRINK LIKE HALF AS MUCH! THAT'LL HELP!

IF YOU'RE MAKING AND USING A LOT OF ICE, THAT'S LIKE TWICE AS MUCH WATER AS YOU'D NORMALLY USE TO DRINK THINGS. JUST PUT YOUR DRINK IN THE FRIDGE FOR A MINUTE TO COOL IT DOWN SO WE CAN ALL HAVE WATER AGAIN!

ACCORDING TO SEVERAL RESEARCH STUDIES YOUR BODY IS 60% WATER, IF YOU COULD CUT IT DOWN TO 40% IT'D REALLY BENEFIT EVERYONE!

SALT IS LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF WATER AND IF YOU REPLACE YOUR LAWN WITH SALT NOTHING WILL EVER GROW THERE. IF NOTHING GROWS ON YOUR LAWN IT WON'T EAT WATER!

According to Mother Jones, it takes over a gallon of water to grow a single almond. We suggest saying a polite "no thanks" to most almond based products for now.

WE HEAR IT'S BAD FOR YOU, BUT NOT HAVING WATER AT ALL IS WORSE SO JUST DO IT FOR US OKAY!?