This Instagram account, HipDict, is bringing the dictionary to you in a whole new way. Basically, it's the way we actually see the world, but we're just too afraid to admit to ourselves. Thanks, HipDict, for being too self aware.
Just like this scenario, when the artists on the radio are always getting the words to their own songs wrong. That's always really awkward. They should stop doing that. Obviously you're the one who knows all the lyrics to "Can't Hold Us" by Macklemore.
Raise your hand if you think Valentine's Day is the worst day. Go home, all you couples. Valentine's Day should be abolished and made into a second Halloween. Halloween is fun for everyone. Even if you don't get to do a couple's costume.
Wow, I am really rolling on the floor with laughter right now. Can you tell? I'm crying from how funny that was. Actually, I'm just swiftly typing on my phone with a blank expression on my face, but I promise, you're truly hilarious. Really.
You know, irony is actually very difficult to define. We feel HipDict has done a great job here. Now we're going to go apologize to all of our high school papers. This is why mechanical pencils and computers were invented.
Hey, I'm just over here looking down at my phone so I don't have to make eye contact with any strangers. I'm obviously waiting for my best friend, Joe. He'll be here any minute. Let me just type away furiously and see where he is. What you don't know is I'm actually just typing a fake note to myself in my notes app.
This is too real. Excuse us while we go cry into our 40k piece of paper that they called "the way to get a job" but we really just call "student loans forever." At least we got to use that nice library to fill our heads with some useless knowledge, though. And just check out those ash trays.
The fortieth picture we've posted of our cat this month, complete with cat pun caption, is actually the funniest thing we've ever seen. We laugh every single time we look at it. So why aren't you laughing? Tough crowd.
Grammar is important. It can be the difference between "Let's eat, Grandma," and "Let's eat Grandma." So not only can it tell you if you should or shouldn't bother speaking with another human being, it can save lives.
Sometimes they're soft and squishy. Other times, they are sharp and pointy and want to kill you. There's really no telling what you're going to get. It varies from day to do. Or minute to minute. You should really watch your back.
We're currently sitting in our chairdrobe, with our floordrobe displayed nicely before us. Bow down to us in our chairdrobe, all you floordrobe peasants. Last Monday's outfit is displayed here for all to see. Perhaps it will be this monday's outfit as well.
You can get a lot done while studying. You can watch an entire series on Netflix and eat an entire cheesecake. You can tell your best friend all about the unfortunate date you went on last Friday. And you can admire your open textbooks from afar. They sure look pretty over there.
Pets are the family you choose. They're also the people at the party that you like to talk to best. Is it acceptable to take your dog over to your mother-in-law's house and only talk to him? Asking for a friend.