How long did it take you to get this? If I'm being completely honest, I still don't get i- oh. "Just in case." Ha. This is one of those clever jokes only smart people will understand.
"And that's how I met your stepfather. And let me tell you... he covered me all right."
"Mom, please, please stop."
Did they? Or is this from decades ago, when he was still in medical school? Granted, sodas weren't $2.25 back then, but maybe he worked at a very upscale restaurant. You don't know!
Every line of this billboard raises more questions. Is this a movie? A public service announcement? A business advertisement? What are you trying to say?
It's amazing to find bumper stickers that are actually funny. But the license plate itself? This vehicle is on a whole other level.
These are pretty cute. But the best use for them would be to get a slight chocolate stain on one before wearing it in public. The confused looks on everyone's faces would be priceless.
"Those kids that died in their sleep? Horrible, absolutely horrible. I have no idea what kind of depraved, witty, handsome devil would do such a thing."
Spending $12,000 on a ring for a free dessert sounds like a poor investment. But what if you do this for multiple free desserts? Honestly, I may ask my girlfriend to chip in on this venture with me.
This is a hilariously evil prank idea. Although, are we sure chocolate-covered Brussels sprouts aren't delicious? Hell, chocolate-covered worms are amazing.
You might think this is just the angle playing tricks on you. Not so. This poor sap has lived with this condition for years, crushing his dream of professionally playing the glockenspiel.
I would pay top dollar to watch any and all of these films. Imagine Mr. Bean as the Hulk. The only thing scarier than a giant, powerful beast is a clumsy giant, powerful beast.
The best part about this? You know they only added this tag after they found it was necessary to do so. I demand to know the backstory immediately.
This is hilarious. It's way better than that time I turned my vehicle into a "Truck Lorre." Nobody appreciates the creative genius behind The Big Bang Theory I guess.
This dog is such an old-timey gangster. When questioned, he refuses to speak. He won't roll over, either. Much respect to this canine keeping the code of silence.
Does this little guy really deserve a dog shaming photo over this? It's easy to understand the confusion. Both are squishy, pink-ish and produce a high-pitched whine when you chomp down on them.