JuiceWaaave explains how some just can't wait for the pizza to get there to start eating:
"Pulled up to this easily $1.5-2 million house. Lady opens the door and as she's signing the receipt I hear, "Bethany! Willis is in the dog food again!"
This is deep in Louisiana, so this is all in a typical southern drawl. I look behind her and see a man chasing a full grown pot-belly pig wearing an LSU jersey away from what I assume is the dog food area. Willis returned to the area shortly after."
kevinjamesfan66 had an encounter with a man who hopefully gave a tip because he obviously didn't give a f**k:
"A man answered the door in a robe. The robe was closed, but I guess he wasn't wearing underwear, because as we're exchanging money a stream of piss starts to fall between his legs and right onto his own carpet. He doesn't seem to notice, or just doesn't care. I take a big step back out of the splash zone and he just keeps making small talk while it's happening."
"I know of a kid who was a drug addict that had pizza delivered to his house. Once he heard the doorbell, he walked out his back door with a ski mask on and robbed the delivery driver in front of his own home. After that, he walked back around the home and opened the front door from inside pretending to be surprised that the guy was robbed.
YetiPie demonstrates how you never know who's going to answer the door:
"I was delivering a pizza and after I knocked on the door I heard a far away voice yell, "Coming!" So I waited. After about a minute I hear the same voice a little closer yell, "Almost there! Just wait!"
This continues for several minutes, with the voice coming closer and closer until the person finally reaches the door and opens it. I'm expecting to see someone at eye level, however instead I'm greeted by a smiling person on the floor who had no legs and dragged themselves across the house to answer the door. I offered to put the pizza inside for them in the kitchen and they were pretty appreciative."
gevo_af shares how punctuality isn't always a positive:
"I delivered pizza to a house. The instructions said to open the gate and go into the backyard and knock on the back door. Now, I was really early. I showed up at their door probably about 12-15 minutes after they had placed the order.
As I entered the back yard I heard really loud moaning coming from the open window and realized the customers were having sex. I'm not one to ruin a good time, so I decided to wait until they finished before I knocked on the door. I just stood there in their backyard with a pizza in my hand for a good 10 minutes. One of their neighbors heard what was going on and saw me in there and decided to pop outside and just stand there staring at me the whole time making sure that I wasn't stealing anything.
duudewhaaat likely got his user name from what he yelled upon entering this home:
"So I delivered like five pizzas to this guy once. I had to ring the doorbell several times before he came to the door. When he got there he didn't really say anything except to come on in real quick.
Now, you aren't supposed to go in people's houses, but I decided who cares, I can defend myself. I get inside this guy's huge house and it's full of weird s**t. There was a full suit of armor right by the door, and somewhere he had this Halloween CD playing creepy, deep-voiced laughs.
While he's searching for his wallet the biggest dog I've ever seen walks up to me and falls at my feet, pushing me over. So I'm sitting next to a suit of armor petting this huge ass dog waiting for this middle-aged man to pay me.
"The delivery itself wasn't too weird, but as I was walking back to my car, I see an old lady in a light blue bug with a hula girl in the windshield pass by. A few seconds later, she reverses all the way down the road, stops right behind my car, blocking the driveway and stares at me. She pulls forward after about 30 seconds.
She just wanted to establish her dominance over delivery drivers."
One of my deliveries to a hotel had a guy answer the door in nothing but boxers and a beanie. We traded money for the pizza and as I give him his change, I hear another guy yell, unseen, from behind the corner, "If he's cute, let him keep the rest!"
The guy at the door hands me back the change and smiles. I wasn't sure how to react, so I just turned and left."
Frognugget1 found herself in the middle of something particularly peculiar:
"I was a Chinese food delivery girl back in high school. Mid to late 50 year-old man comes to the door in an opened towel robe wearing Spider-Man undies. This gentlemen opened the door very casually and honestly, so I didn't think much of his undies.
What was really funny was from the other room I hear what I assumed to be his wife call out, "Is that Chinese or pizza? Did I win?!"
The man saw the white plastic bag and sighed, "You won."
As he was closing the door after giving a generous tip all I could hear was a celebratory "Woooh!" from the woman."
"I rang the doorbell and a woman about my age, 23 at the time, opened the door. We were going through the usual exchange of pizza and money, when another woman who appeared to be her mother began walking towards us.
"Well if you're not going to do it, I will" she said, while at the same time removing her shirt. I was somewhat taken aback and must have looked confused while keeping eye contact with the young woman who was visibly embarrassed.
"Don't be shy, you can look at them you know", the mother said. I glanced down at her boobs, then up to her face and gave a nod of approval.
I looked back at the daughter, said, "thank you" and walked back to my car. They tipped well too, so pretty decent delivery if I'm honest."
Aeluwin reminisces about the type of people you meet with this job:
"I was a delivery boy for an Asian restaurant for a while. Had a delivery down a sketchy, very bumpy road in the back of my small town near all these trailers. When they answered the door, there was a 50-60 year old lady standing completely naked in front of me, as well as two men of the same age sitting on the couch with their dongs out, again, completely naked.
I obviously got out of there as fast as possible. I took her signature and nearly ran away. She yelled at me through the window, "Come inside with us!"
I said, "F**k no" as I was walking away, and she proceeded to curse at me as I jogged back to my car."
Cody7699 describes how sometimes people forget they even ordered delivery:
"I worked for a company called Waitr. Basicall,y we were partnered with certain restaurants and we would deliver for them. It was my last drop of the night and when I got to the door something smelled rather musky. I knocked and I waited a few moments until the door opened.
There stood a man with a massive bong, stoned beyond belief. It took me a couple of minutes to explain who I was and why I was giving him his food. He was friendly as could be. He even offered to share his food and weed with me cause I was "such a sweet guy for coming all the way out here.""
This user messed up in all the best possible ways (for us, that is):
"Sort of backward, I suppose, but I was a stripper for a little while in college. One time I was asked to show up dressed as a pizza guy. Got the wrong address. Some middle-aged women's wine and book party a floor below where I was supposed to be.
They said they didn't order pizza, so I asked if they "ordered this" and started dancing and taking off my clothes. They freaked out and I was nearly arrested."