Taco Bell has long since given up on trying to produce quality Mexican food and shifted its focus to producing wacky and unconventional Mexican food. Taco Bell constantly comes up with with culinary innovations like the Doritos Locos Tacos, The Double Decker Taco, and most recently, the Volcano Quesarito. Here is the complete list of exciting new menu items slated to hit the streets in 2016!
2. Quadruple Double Decker Taco
We took one of our best selling items, the Double Decker Taco and we gave you more of what you want, SO much more. Four times more to be exact. Still hungry? Try the new Vaca Grande!
3. Vaca Grande
For those looking to satisfy a powerful late-night hunger or those irresistible cravings for steak, the new Taco Bell Vaca Grande is exactly what you've been waiting for. It's an entire cow, seasoned, grilled, and wrapped in a flour tortilla. Available for a limited time only for just 99 cents.
4. BURRITO EXTREME!
We took the Burrito Supreme and kicked it up a notch with the BURRITO EXTREME. What makes it EXTREME is our proprietary blend of panax ginseng, guarana, ginko biloba, taurine, L-carnitine, inositol, B-12, B-6, and 200mg of caffeine. BURRITO EXTREME is not recommended for women that are pregnant or nursing, those sensitive to caffeine, and children under 12 years old.
5. The Alamo
The Alamo has three varieties of shredded American cheese backed into a thick tostada fortress and surrounded, some would say out numbered, by Jalapeños and mole sauce. If you've got a craving for a crunchy spicy showdown, remember the Alamo!
Taco Bell was the target of a class action lawsuit when it was brought to light that our "Taco Meat Filling" marketed as beef only contained 36% beef, which we were informed isn't even legally or mathematically considered "mostly beef". In 2016 we're stepping up our beef game considerably and rolling out a new crunchy taco with real beef from actual cows and for the first time in Taco Bell history, this product contains mostly beef. Not 100%, but mostly.
It ain't a fiesta `til they bring out the mayonnaise! That's why Taco Bell took everyone's love for real mayonnaise and turned it into one of our hottest new menu items by wrapping up a hefty helping of mayo in a warm, soft, flatbread. This item will have you celebrating Cinco de Mayo every day of the year!
8. Reebok T-Bell Shoelupa
As part of a cross-promotional marketing campaign with Reebok, Taco Bell releases the T-Bell Shoelupa, the first ever cross trainer that you can wear AND eat! These stylish and delicious high tops are available with either seasoned ground beef or shredded chicken!
For the Taco Bell fanatic on the go, we've come up with an easy way to get your fiesta fix fast. We start with a soft taco, a quesadilla, and our famous cheesy fiesta potatoes, then add a whole bunch of sour cream and guac and blend it into a thick, room temperature frappe. Think of it as a combo in a cup!
10. 17 Layer Burrito
We took the classic 7 Layer burrito with beans, rice, cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, sour cream, and guacamole, and added another 10 layers of excitement. With the addition of 10 layers we added cilantro, diced onions, bacon bits, beef tripe, fat back, Flaming Hot Cheetos, horchata, a creamy cheese sauce, a cheesy cream sauce, and a saucy cheese cream! Don't hate the layers. Hate the game!
Offered as part of the late night menu, available between 2am and 5am, Taco Bell will now be offering fresh, warm, clean urine! Because, if you're eating 4th meal, then we already know you're not passing that court ordered drug test without a little help. Make a run for the border so you don't have to run from the law!