"Do you think anyone will notice we busted the chair if we cover it up?"
"No, man. This plan is flawless!"
"Wow! You're right! I barely notice a difference!"
You're legally required to have a drivers side mirror. Whatever mirror you want to use is fine! The only limit is your imagination!
"You know what? I think I can actually hold it."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah... I'm good..."
If it gets the job done, it gets the job done. You can't be too picky as to how, right? Dry is dry, even if it is streaky!
This is what happens when a chopstick falls in love with a knife. Their offspring looks like a Frankenstein monster. A cute Frankenstein monster, though!
What is a power button but a light switch for your TV? And what is a light switch but a doorbell for your lamp? And what is a doorbell but a power button for your house?
"Finally! I can put all the CDs I got from Columbia House to use! I've been waiting since 1997 for this moment! My life now has meaning!"
We're not judging! Whatever you want to use as a spoon is a-okay. At least you know exactly how much is in every bite!
"Just throw some chairs on the old, rusty swing set! Those kids will never know the difference! They just like something they can climb around on that can potentially hurt them."
Why advertise your wealth with a Mercedes hood ornament? You can advertise your lack of wealth with one of these bad boys! It's like a status symbol for your tackiness.
This is a ceiling fan. It says "ceiling fan." That automatically makes it a ceiling fan. You can't lie about these things.
This doorbell 100% seems legit. This is not the doorbell to a murder house at all. Nope! Nobody is dying in this house!!
Your first mistake? Advertising your weakness. Your second mistake? Using a pencil as a lock.
"Just tape down the hood! No one will notice it has a few dents and scratches. It'll look just like new!"
You can fix anything in the world with duct tape. Literally anything. Don't believe us? Here's proof.