Much like in the movie, her primary enemy is GAS-ton.
(Cause Taco Bell gives you the farts. Get it? It's a thinker.)
I don't know about you, but I would TOTALLY go to his underwater restaurant. That is the kind of face that says, "Don't worry, I definitely won't drown you while you're eating your mozzarella sticks."
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SQUIRRELS? Is there now an army of rouge killer squirrels, just roaming the countryside, looking for their next hit?
I NEED AN ASSASSIN SQUIRREL.
If you think Barney looks bad, you should see Blue from Blue's Clues. But you can't, cause he's still locked up.
The aughts were not kind to that poor dog.
Fetch? Yeah, I'll go fetch you some terrorists. But they're going to be... PLAYING DEAD.
Antonio dropped the mic, walked off the stage, and then helped his mother with the dishes. Cause he is a very good boy. Speaking of good boys...
Oh hey pretty lady, don't mind me, just chilling in the gutter. Wanna go eat some garbage together?
Sometimes being a great dad just means being there for your kids.
And sometimes being a great dad means documenting the time you spit a bunch of chewed up sunflower seeds on your daughter.
Now that you've seen Taylor Lautner as a shaved llama, you can never unsee it.
Taylor Lautner is a shaved llama. Taylor Lautner is a shaved llama. Taylor Lautner is a shaved llama. #TeamEdward
I AM HUSKEY. Hero of the Iditarod. Arctic warrior. The closest cousin of the wolf-
AAAAAHHHHHH! THAT JACK RUSSELL IS LOOKING SHIFTY! HOLD ME MOM, HOLD ME!
This is a "once-in-a-lifetime nightmare" for a typical airline passenger.
Or a "typical Thursday" for a Spirit Air passenger.
Yeah...we said it!
HEY NERDS, LAUGH AT THIS.
Now go back to your studying or I'll steal your lunch money.
[But seriously. What does this mean and why is it funny? We're not smart enough to get this.]
The thing Carlos doesn't want you to know is that he's also a virgin.
He's just saving himself for the right lady, and we salute him for that.
This sign is a little cheesy. I don't think it's very gouda.
I'm sorry, I'll stop milking the bad puns.
Kill me...I deserve it.
Oddly, this is the sound the dog made when it was stung.