Sorry, babe. I love you, but you ain't getting my e-juice when I have only a little bit left. Not gonna happen. Now get out of my man cave! I'm about to ohm-shred!
Do you even vape, bro? 'Cause if not, get the hell out of my laser-tag park.
You know what else is bad? Being an idiot! #facts #science
Any day when you wake up and your 18650s are fully charged is a good day. I love the smell of clouds in the morning.
Dry hits are the worst. Luckily, I'm not an idiot vape-nube, so they rarely happen to me.
What do you think you are, some sort of stock photo vaping poser? Get out of my house party! Ha ha! I'm just messing with you, bro. Any friend of the cloud is a friend of mine.
I see you, bro. And I respect you. Now let's drag race!
How can you make your selfies crush even harder? Take 'em while blowing clouds, bro!
What do you call a girl who vapes? Vaprriage material! That's vape-speak for my future freakin' vape-wife, y'all!
Ugh! Hey, vape-nubes: Never use a 150W for an RTA at 22W!
It's pronounced mech-mod, bros! Take that hookah crap to the mini mall! You lucky I see my mom's Xterra pulling up, or I would straight-up sob-ohm you in your face!