There's a special kind of breed on Instagram these days. A lithe breed, with long, wavy locks and engagement rings with rocks the size of a large pea. Let's call them Insta-moms, shall we? Well, this breed of women are sure making motherhood alluring, aren't they? Yeh, so much so, they kind of make you want to have a baby, even if you've never really dreamed of having kids. Weird, right? Yes, well, it's hard to resist the life they present to us, it's just so perfect. So it makes sense that Barbie would be turned into an Insta-mom to show us what's sad about all of this.
Take this Insta shot of Tiff the Barbie with her gorgeous husband and kid. Picture perfect, no? Look at her with her perfect wavy hair and stunning designer dress. Even her kid looks flawless and look at that, she's not even fussing about wearing a headband on her tiny head of hers.
But Tiff does make time for her girlfriends too. Not that she's a bad mom — please no mom-shaming, she just knows when to take a step back and hang out with a few girls. I mean, what is life without pretty donuts and sweet drinks, no? It's not like anyone's eating the donuts but they sure look good in the Instagram shot.
This Insta-mom is a true inspiration for every one of her followers. I mean, her bikini photos are always spot on, even when she's seven months pregnant. Having a baby looks so good and it clearly comes with peaceful days like these. Who wouldn't want to get pregnant?
Oh, but Tiff is not just about the pool life. She's always keeping us updated. Her fetus updates about the size of her babies are just priceless. How does she do it? She's a pro at being Insta-spontaneous while keeping me updated.
This insta-mom is also giving us tips on how to get her kid excited for her new sibling. Kids can take the whole "new addition to the family" a bit badly at times, don't they? Even Kim Kardashian had to stop breastfeeding her son because her oldest (North) was totally jealous of her brother but not Tiff. She's prepping her kid and getting her all excited for the new baby. We need to listen to this woman.
God, even lunchtime is an Instagrammable moment in Tiff's life, isn't it? Now I want to give my kid a plate of spaghetti for her to dive into. That way, she can get sauce all over her face and clothes and we can have a whole photo-op.
But mostly though, I want to have a baby to celebrate her birthday. Most especially, that first birthday, don't you? On that day, we can overdress — all of us — the husband, my baby and me and have a whole shoot to celebrate our girl. Our baby won't remember one thing but everyone else will get to see how perfect our family life is.
Tiff even makes post-pregnancy life look amazing. It's like it only took her five minutes to get back to her skinny bod, didn't she? The best part is the before and after pictures. It's always good to see a side by side view of the difference, that way the change looks even more drastic.
Tiff proves motherhood and slow living is totally doable too. I mean, this woman manages to look great every day. She is taking care of her baby in the best possible way. And besides all of that, she makes time to be out in nature with her baby and creating stunning Instagram shots.
She even has time for a workout, damn it. Not only that but she looks good, like really good while working out. Look at her. Her hair is let down and is still wavy and pretty despite doing crunches. I don't know how she does it.
But I guess, Tiff can do all of this because she has Ken to step in when she needs him. Look at him, he's hot, he's Instagrammable and he knows how to take care of a baby unsupervised. He even has his own loyal fans on Instagram who enjoy following his every move.
It's thanks to Ken that Tiff can have time to visit tropical beaches like those in Bali, Thailand or Hawaii. It's only fair, this Insta-mom needs a break. But it's more than that. It's the only way she can show off her incredible post-baby bod in stunning one-piece swimsuits that she didn't need to pay for. It's also a great way to catch up with other famous Insta-moms and take a photo or 12.
But hey, Tiff does remind us that family comes first. And that's why she makes time to travel with the whole family too. She makes traveling with a kid look totally doable and even alluring. So a baby might cry during the whole flight there. Tiff has talked about such tantrums while posting cute post-tantrum photos of her baby.
She does make motherhood alluring, doesn't she? I mean, I don't look as good and put together as she does and I don't even have a baby yet. But somehow, I know that post-baby, everything will fall into place. I will look amazing, I will rock a huge rock on my wedding finger, I will have a cute and happy baby on my bony hip and mostly, I will have loyal followers on Instagram who will want to follow me because I have a cute family. What a dream.