Yeah, we probably won’t wear the same pair of panties twice (well, we’ve all done it before), but lots of girls hardly ever wash their bras. Yeah, technically a bra is underwear too, but boobs aren’t as, ehmm, messy, as vaginas are, and therefore bras don’t need as much washing.
With shaving comes a lot of in-grown hairs. Girls will go on entire picking sessions. Like we will literally plop ourselves down in front of a mirror for a good hour until we’ve pulled out all those in-grown hairs (and whatever else we wanted to pick at). It’s especially great when you pull out a long-ingrown hair that’s been curling up for months.
It is a rare girl that doesn’t change her tampon without inspecting the f**k out of it. Hey, that can even mean giving it a little whiff. I know that’s gross, but, we got to check that everything is functioning properly down there.
We’ve all had that dreaded situation where we started our period out in public, or we just completely forgot to put a tampon in. In those emergencies, we just use a little ingenuity and toilet paper. A toilet-paper makeshift tampon will do the trick until we can run to the closest pharmacy.
Hey, your vagina has muscles that need to be exercised just like any other muscle in your body. The good thing about Kegels is that they don’t require any fancy workout equipment and you can do them anywhere. You can even do them during your boring work meeting.
Yeah, once you hit 25, chances are that you’ll welcome your first pesky chin hair. I personally try to pick my chin hair with my nails instead of using tweezers. There’s just something satisfying about being able to get it yourself.
If I’m lounging on the couch or in bed watching TV, there’s a good chance that my hands are down my pants.* There’s something warm and comforting about keeping it down there. If you’re sporting a nice bush, even better.
Every girl has that one pair of panties. It’s your period panties, your raggedy granny panties or your I’m-just-lounging-and-don’t-f***ing-care panties. It’s got a million holes in it and your pubes come out the holes and you probably twirl them into little pube towers.
If you have boobs, chances are you probably get some crumbs stuck in your cleavage every time you eat something. Then when you come home and take off your bra (such an amazing feeling) you’ll probably find some of those food scraps.
Okay, this may be the grossest one of the list, but it’s true. Your bowel movements change, sometimes violently, when you are menstruating. And some women are strangely in awe of the literally s**t storm that unleashes from the depths of their colons when they’re on their period.Seriously, this is a thing.
I mean, come on, boobs are fun! And guys, we like playing with our own boobs just as much (if not more) than you do. We jiggle them when we’re just laying around doing nothing. Sometimes we’ll even play with our friend’s boobs (in a totally unsexual way).
A lot of women don't shave for a good part of the year, and good for you. I salute you. A lot of women give up somewhere between December and March. Somewhere in April, we essentially take three hours in the shower/bath cleansing ourselves of all that body hair.