Look at the grin on that man's face. That's the smile of someone who knows he may be fired. And thinks it's totally worth it.
Sesame Street is great at teaching lessons. What lessons are taught here? Don't post selfies when your friends are monsters who can use Photoshop.
I have no idea why the person who did this happened to have chalk on them. I don't care. Their lack of self-control in doing this is an inspiration, and proves sometimes people can get bit by karma.
Look, this isn't a very nice trick to play. But Oreos are notorious for getting stuck in your teeth. This way, you're at least halfway to cleaning up the mess.
"I only wanted to post a reminder about the afternoon meeting. But then I decided to post another and, well...it kinda got out of hand. Okay, bye!"
There's a lot wrong with America's health care system. This is pretty solid proof right here. There has got to be a better way.
Look, of course they should have helped him. But if you were there, could you pass up the opportunity to get a hilarious new profile picture?
I didn't think so.
"Oh, hey! Nice! What will I do with this money?"
*Picks it up.*
"...Revenge. I will get revenge."
Grandmothers are often sweet, kind and nurturing.
Often. Not always, though.
Seriously, who did this? Are these clocks for sale? By remaining anonymous they're just leaving a bunch of money on the table.
I mean, how else are you supposed to arrange these dolls? It's not really a spoiler when the movie is almost 25 years old.
Oh God... The Lion King is almost 25 years old?!
I know fast food is usually salty. But this? This guy's blood pressure went through the roof after being forced to swallow this much of it.
A friend is someone who will be honest with you no matter what. Is this guy a friend?
Nah. He just couldn't resist a good joke.
Debt isn't fun, but there are solutions. You can be like Kanye and ask Mark Zuckerberg for one billion dollars. Hey, it's worth a shot, right?
I sincerely hope that's makeup. If your face looks like that all the time, seek help. Dermatologists will be frightened, but may be able to help.
"Can I get a little off the top, please?"
*Barber uppercuts head off shoulders.*
(Disembodied voice): "Fatality!"
Silly, Rabbit. The Friend Zone isn't a physical place. It actually doesn't even exist if you value women for more than sexual objects. Nice try, though.
This... this is a much more aggressive tactic of getting out of the Friend Zone. I feel like this ad needs to be a little more specific. Then again...no, that's an even worse idea.
Do you miss being single, buddy? Because this right here? This is how you get single again.
Look, it's funny. You couldn't resist. I get it. But I hope you weren't too attached to her, because this is likely the last time she'll ever be around.
This is sad, sure. But this inanimate object is a better boyfriend than the last two guys we just saw. So how ridiculous is she really being?