This dog is clearly going for an alternative look. He’s dyed his fur green, has started listening to death metal and it now considering some very scandalous piercings. It’s probably just a phase though, let’s hope he grows out of it.
The resemblance is uncanny. This is actually a painting of a Spanish woman named Dona Carmen Arconada by Ignacio Zuloaga. She looks more like Michael Cera than Michael Cera looks like Michael Cera. Freaky.
Sometimes Mother Nature is the best comedienne. These doors look like Rorschach tests that have been manipulated by Freud himself. Do you think the door installer realized what he was doing when he put in the doors?
You hooligans. I wonder how many of these Colorado 420 signs are now plastered to the wall of dormitories at University of Denver, Colorado State and the University of Colorado. We all know only college kids pull pranks like this.
The wealthy need to be knocked down a notch every now and again. I’m just imagining the shock of these ladies faces when this guy asks them that. I bet they clutch their pearls and say, “Why I’ve never been so insulted in my life!”
Leo must have some kind of savior complex by now. There is actually proof that Jack could have fit on the door with Rose in the movie. Rose is just a spoiled rich girl who let her boyfriend freeze to death.
That’s why you always do a full-length inspection of yourself when you leave the bathroom. I learned the hard way after I trailed about two feet of toilet paper into my third-grade classroom when I was eight years old. I can still hear them all laughing at me in my nightmares.
“You know, I’ve seen a lot of crazy s*** in the war, man. So many young pups taken way too soon. They were killing us like dogs over in ‘Nam. I still wake up howling in the middle of the night. It was a mad scene.”