Is "U stink" the best you can come up with? You'd think a brain would come up with something just a little more clever. But perhaps we should just be impressed that this brain can live outside of its body, AND produce its own thought bubble.
This meow mixer likes to get creative in the kitchen. Sure, Fancy Feast on its own is delicious. But have you tried eating it with a dollop of freshly-made whipped cream? (If your answer is "yes," hopefully you're a cat who has learned to "read."
Don't you hate when you break up with your blue stick-figure significant other, but they still feel like they can pop in whenever they want? Instead of opening the door, they should just knock. That way, before they come in, they can say hello from the other side.
If this is the highlight of your day, then you've probably had a very slow day. Either that or your day included getting a promotion and giving birth, but you just happen to consider puns to be even more important. And if that's case, we think you're one hundred percent correct.
This is where rabbits go whenever they want to make the "magic" happen. Which means that when a magician pulls one out of the hat, it must be while the "magic" is already taking place. Who knew that magic shows were so dirty?
Both strippers and guitar players appreciate getting a nice tip. But only one of them earns the tip by removing their clothes. Then again, if you gave Bob Dylan a big enough tip, he might start removing his clothes too.
If you need to clean off your hands, no need to rinse them off in the sink. Just start goofing around and enjoying yourself, and it will soar off your hands and go away. After all, thyme flies when you're having fun.
Fact: These sheets of paper are originally from West Philadelphia, born and raised. On the playground's where it spent most of its days. Which was a weird spot for sheets of paper, so they all blew away and ended up in Bel-air somehow.
A Snapchat photo disappears after a few seconds. A Snapechat disappears only after it's been killed by a Voldemortchat. (If you think that's a spoiler for you, keep in mind that Snapechat isn't a real thing.)
If this person intentionally said "punderstand" as a pun, then it's a solid joke. But if they meant to say "understand" but forgot how to say or spell it, be careful. This article could actually be accurate.