This guy recalls what must have been the longest plane ride of his life.
"I was out of town, chatting to a girl at a bar. We figured out I was 13 inches taller than her. She said, "That's funny, I'm going on a date with a guy who is 13 inches taller than me tomorrow. And I'll probably f**k him after."
My response? "Well, that's a weird coincidence!"
I didn't figure it out until I was on a plane home."
Oh, look. Another guy who didn't get a hint that was as obvious as the weather.
"I had a huge crush on the girl who lived next door to me in high school. While texting her one night, she told me that she always wanted to be kissed in the rain. Some short time later she told me to meet her in her driveway and I said something along the lines of, "What, are you crazy?! It's pouring outside!""