I don't claim to be a clothing expert. I have no idea what it takes to come up with an idea for a garment and then to create it. However, this is a clothing design fail I feel very comfortable mocking. You shouldn't feel guilty for making fun of it either. Whoever decided these were a great idea probably shouldn't be allowed to make too many other fashion decisions.
Oh cool, this must be the apartment complex where all the super heroes live. Although I don't know why they even have a hydrant to begin with. Half of them are immune to fire, so this just seems like a waste of money.
"Billy, remember how you thought no good could come from having irritable bowel syndrome? Well guess what, kiddo? Some establishments care about your plight and want to reward you, even if it'll punish others."
There's nothing quite like a plant that you grew yourself. Especially when you supplied your own manure. You just might want to keep that to yourself when your dinner guests ask how you got the spinach for the salad.
"You gotta help me, Doc. My nose and lips were ripped clean off. I can tell it's bad because everyone in the waiting room immediately got up and ran away when they saw me. They must have known I needed to go in first."
You know how in every buddy cop movie there's that one scene where they stand back to back as they fire their weapons? Isn't that just the coolest? Well, good news, fellas. You now (sorta) have the opportunity to experience that in real life.
This will end badly. I truly see no purpose for this other than someone making a trap to thin out the herd. I think it's cruel, but honestly... having less traffic might be nice, so I won't warn anyone confused as to why this is dangerous.