You think I'm an idiot, bus. I don't know what your loco motive is, but I ain't falling for it. I wasn't born yesterday, and even if I were, I'd have toys of you and actual trains, so it wouldn't be long before I figured out your ruse.
Look, I understand that you live in trees. I also understand we human giants are destroying your homes in mass quantities. But that's no excuse for this type of passive-aggressive behavior, you little troublemakers.
Why did it have to be the cookies? I'm very forgiving if dinner is ruined, because we at least have dessert to salvage it. But this is the last thing of this meal we'll remember. Not a great parting gift at all.
It all makes sense now. They don't want you to add water because it helps cook the noodles. They want you to add water because it washes away the evidence of their misdeeds. My tears of realization are almost as salty as this atrocity of the truth.
Maybe we're jumping to conclusions by calling them liars. Maybe they come from a different planet where 100% means something different than it does here on Earth. Although, Math is the "Universal Language," so this is a lie no matter what galaxy you're from.
Parents often lie to their kids over summer break. But sometimes, they don't even realize they're doing it. Like when they tell us how much calcium is in our chocolate milk, they don't realize they're perpetuating lies that were fed to them year-round.
Pardon the pun, but this blows the lid off a major conspiracy. I've suspected for years, and this confirms it. America was secretly taken over by Canada years ago. I knew it. Gonna just sip on my tea now, if you don't mind.
This is a Bed, Bath & Beyond, not a hotel. Are you afraid people are going to steal the towels and you want to minimize the damage? Frankly, I'm offended you think so little of us. I would never steal a towel from here. Only from Linens 'N Things.