I know this guy thinks his girlfriend is great, but he has no idea what goes on in those things. I don't think she really wants you getting that close to her undies either. Dude, put the undies away and stop being weird.
Your friend wants to know every detail about the new guy your dating. Where he lives, what he does for a living, where you are going and that's great because she is protecting you. But this is taking it way too far!
The idea of an under 18 nightclub already gives me the heebie geebies. Then these pictures take it to the next level. Why are they covering their faces? Are they sick? Are they hiding? What is happening?
Well, we all know all the amazing things you can do with two fingers and a thumb. You can make a gun with your fingers and pretend to shoot your friends. You can sign the letter 'L'. Oh, and you can bowl! That is what they meant in this ad, right?