Does this picture make you lose your mind? Don't worry, you're not alone. Take the extra 10 minutes and cook it all the way, Dakota. You'll actually wind up saving time, especially on your life expectancy.
One of this person's co-workers was eager to unpack her new mouse. "Eager," of course, being a criminal understatement. They couldn't cut around the plastic, they had to cut right through it. This is why you always go wireless, kids.
"Oh, this. Hey, when you're the type of dad who gets your teenage son a real bow-and-arrow, you experience so much pain you get used to it. You should have seen when I came in after getting him a guillotine."
That monkey wasn't having it. She tried to get a quick shot and run away. This little guy wants to make sure the lighting and the angle is right before they post it to Facebook. He has an image to maintain, too.