Don't these people know that they are going to get caught when they are never seen driving the actual Porsche? When I catch you in your Subaru, what are you going to say? Why lie at all, really? A Subaru is a perfectly nice car.
Oopsie! Did you forget that your boss knows how to read? Think before you post, you moron. Oh, and start taking responsibilities for your actions. According to your Facebook comments, everyone is sick of it.
In this day and age, you can't lie about anything online without getting caught. I guess when he posted that picture of the private jet, his commercial flight was right behind it? You just couldn't see it? Yea, that must be it.
I forgot to log out of the library's computer. I also forgot that my Facebook status was going to show that I actually posted this from my phone. I also forgot that my friends were totally going to notice and call me out on it. I guess I forgot that I'm an idiot.