Fun fact: That entire meal replacement has as many calories as just once piece of lettuce in a McDonald's salad. You think that you're getting the healthy choice by ordering the Cobb, but nope. McDonald's doesn't do anything low calorie.
It looks like someone shaved their friends head, then made it look like their Elf on a Shelf did it. But that's not what's happening here. The Elf shaved the guys head, then framed the guy's friend, and that's the true evil of Elf on the Shelf.