They are ridiculous, but it makes you love them even more.
You're having a baby! Congratulations, I'm happy for both of you! Pregnancy is an amazing gift!
But also, let's be real.
Making another human is really tough. Between the aches and pains, the sleepiness and the cravings, life can get hard. And I'm not just talking about the female. Here are some of the troubles men have to go through, while they support their pregnant wives.
2. First Bite
Oh, I'm sorry, did you want the first bite of your donut? TOO BAD, I'M WITH CHILD! And the child was craving sprinkles, so...
3. Nothing Sandwich
Creating a baby inside of you takes a lot of mental space. So a pregnant wife can be forgiven if she forgets that her husband doesn't really like a "nothing sandwich" for lunch.
He should just be happy that he's getting anything.
4. Mickey D's
Take one dose of cravings.
Add a dash of hormonal imbalances.
Garnish with some McDonalds, and you have the perfect recipe for a divorce!
5. Wrong Nursery
Nurseries are important. They allow the expectant parents to "nest." Unfortunately, this dad thinks nesting is for the birds.
Literally. This is a great place for birds to nest.
Restaurants can be a stressful place. This is doubly true if one of the patrons is with child.
Note to servers everywhere: Make it a priority to greet the pregnant lady. Even if you're busy.
So, you can't drink if you're pregnant. Bad for the mom-to-be. Awesome for the dad-to-be! Whoo hoo! Margarita Mondays!
Maybe don't expect your wife to make you dinner every night, mmmkay? It's 2017, not 1917, and it is perfectly within her right to make you sleep in the Corolla.
Not that those plush leather seats aren't VERY comfortable...
9. The Smell of Ham
Immediately after this he texted back and said, "Yes, I'm made some for you!" Then he bought some ham and ice cream cake, and brought them home to Paige.
This man is smart.
Hey guys, do you like chocolate? What about strawberry?
What about having a pregnant wife that won't murder you in your sleep?
Right. Eat the vanilla and shut up.
This hubbie is doing it wrong. He only has two of the four major food groups.
The four major food groups (pregnant edition) are, of course:
1. Sugary Cereal
2. Ice Cream
4. Taco Bell
Gentlemen, just place the candy down and move. Do not, I REPEAT, DO NOT try to get in the way of it and the food.
Otherwise, it will all end in a bloodbath.
Did somebody say "watermelon"?
Too bad... you didn't say it fast enough and now it is all gone.
You have to be quick if you want to get sweets in a house with a pregnant woman.
14. Mayra's Starbucks
You're not alone in this pregnancy, guys. There are friends that will help you make it through.