You're essays don't have to be good, they just have to be done, right? There's no better time to start your assignment than the five minutes before it's due. Because let's face it; there's no other time that you're going to want to start it.
College is your last chance at really being a child before you hit the real world. So you might as well commit to it. College is pretty much the only place outside of kindergarten where you can pee your pants and it's (somewhat) acceptable.
The worst part about college? Being trapped in a room with a dozen pretentious, 19 year olds who all have an opinion about medieval literature. That's a whole special kind of hell. A hell not even the devil should experience.
College is all about higher learning. For instance, in high school you learn which parts of your butt are the most uncomfortable to sit on for an extended period of time. In college you really get to learn which parts of your butt are the most uncomfortable to sit on!