The only thing better than having a boyfriend is having a boyfriend who demonstrates his love on the regs. We all show our affection in different ways. Some boyfriends get flowers and chocolates. Some boyfriends do some very, er, unusual things to say, "Hey, babe. I love you."
In theory, it's nice when your boyfriend offers to get the cat groomed. In theory. In actual practice, your cat ends up looking like a crabby dinosaur. But hey, it's the thought that counts, right?
Man, the way husbands fart in front of their wives is getting more and more elaborate. Why hasn't the tech industry developed an app to make it easier for husbands to fart on their wives? It kind of feels like there's a huge gap in the market, here.
When you're sad that your girlfriend can't go to a Halloween party, you don't need to spend the whole evening sulking. Just dress up as her, like this guy did! If you continue to dress up like her after Halloween, that's a whole other story...
There's a whole language to flowers. There's probably also a whole language to flours, too. If red roses say, "I love you," what does all-purpose say? "I'm a silly boyfriend who's sending you flours instead of flowers"?
When one woman went in for a minor surgery, her husband left a very important note to the doctors on her arms and legs. Thank goodness he did! They might have made a very big mistake otherwise. He's got her back! Or arm arm, at least.
That moment when you're pregnant, but your husband wants to feel included. If your husband says he's pregnant with a burger baby, for the love of god, don't let him anywhere near a camera. His maternity photoshoot might end up upstaging yours!
When your husband is a painter, don't ask him why he never paints anything of you two. Or do ask him why he never paints you two. Just know that you're going to end up with something that looks like this.
A keeper is someone who will wake up at 5 a.m. for you for any reason. Getting up before the sun does is real love and commitment. Anyone can say, "I love you." But only someone who actually loves you will care enough to not hit snooze.
"Hey, Babe, can I retouch our engagement photos? Oh, no reason. I don't want to make it look like we're running away from an explosion or anything. I 100% guarantee that I will absolutely not do that."
Landing your dream job as a maternity nurse should be celebrated as much as actually having a baby. This boyfriend did a good job by a) knowing that and b) making a cake to commemorate the moment. Way to go, boyfriend! Someone should make him a cake.
Beggars can't be choosers. So you can't really complain if your boyfriend writes you a poem then makes it dirty at the end. Do you want him to write you a poem or not? He's going to make it dirty no matter what. He can't help it. He's a boyfriend. It's in his nature.