This granddad has a hat for every university that his grandkids went to. Whoa. That's a whole lotta hats. Which means that's a whole lotta grandkids. Which means that's a whole lotta money spent on tuition!
Sometimes when you take your grandmother to the club she embarrasses you. Not because she rides the mechanical bull. Because she rides the mechanical bull waaaay better than you ever could. Ride 'em, Grandma!
We'd all like to think of our grandmothers as the paragon of innocence and virtue. But if you think about it (and you probably shouldn't, because it's gross), grandma must have done some really wild stuff in order for you to be here. And that's something you can never unthink.