Technology has improved cooking by leaps and bounds. We can look inside our fridges to see what we need while out on grocery shops. Now we can check on the oven from a remote location. We’re just waiting for the “woke” kitchen that cooks dinner all by itself.
I have a feeling that this apple wasn’t even washed. Is it really that hard to remove the sticker? My old grandma goes out of her way and even peels the apple. You know, cause the skin isn’t good for her dentures.
This would legit be me as a parent. Now if I could only trust my dog enough to look after a baby, then I’d be all set. But, I’m pretty sure I’d get child protective services called on me if I did that.
This isn’t lazy, this is just a different interpretation of a snowman. This is a deconstructed snowman, if you will. The lack of dimension represents the struggle each of us feel to live well-rounded lives.
This is the equivalent of putting plastic on your furniture to keep it clean. If you put plastic wrap over all your dishes, you’ll never have to wash a single dish ever again. It’s not the most eco-friendly approach, as you’ll be using a ton of plastic, but hey, you’ll save about two minutes of washing time.
Of course, I'd rather wait in line an extra five minutes to avoid 20 seconds of exercise. I try to avoid all unnecessary exertion as much as possible. If I could afford it, I’d install a chair lift in my apartment building.
Listen, I’m not a big fan of concerts. They’re crowded, someone will probably spill beer all over you and, depending on where your seat is, the sound quality just isn’t that good. If one of my friends dragged me to a concert, I’d pull the same s**t.
I’ve literally done something similar to this before. I’ve painted just two of my toenails when I wear peek-a-boo open-toed shoes. It’s all about keeping up the appearances of a put-together girl, while being a complete mess just below the surface.
Wow, the irony of this photo is too much. I really hope the architects graduating from this college aren’t out there designing playgrounds and nursing homes. I would imagine that there would be a lot of lawsuits.
Why even go out of your way to buy the doorstop? That seems like a lot of effort to just not take it out of the package. Honestly, just get a rock out of your backyard, or use that self-help book you never got around to reading as a doorstop.