Their parents are the ones with zero chill. How could you limit your child with such an obvious career path with their name? Not cool, Ma and Pa.

These girls could use "the D."

The dictionary, that is. What'd you think I meant? Now who has no chill?

Taking pictures of strangers in public is either perfect or creepy. In this case, it's necessary. WTF is going on here?

Pretending you're the victim of a car accident? Very little chill.

Sprawling and playing dead in the middle of a parking lot? Absolute zero chill.

You'd think there's no need to be this petty. But then you see how much dust he collects from his ceiling. Dirt and grime gets everywhere.

Speaking of dust...isn't love just wonderful? You know you're with the right woman when she inspires and helps you better yourself. Hope this guy finds her someday.

Everyone loves our current pope. He's an inspiration, so you'd think he'd be safe from-

Oh, wait. There it is.

"I'm a huge fan. Mind if I get a pic?"

*Stares intensely.*

"Thanks!"

*Intense staring intensifies.*

Sometimes women just can't win. Whether it be on the street, the internet or the text messages. Guys have zero chill everywhere.

"I wonder how everyone liked my hair."

*Iggy checks the internet.*

*Iggy logs off the internet and walks back into the ocean.*

We've all learned a valuable life lesson. If you become famous, never, ever, ever go on the internet again. You won't like what you find.

Then again, if you're famous, you can strike the internet before it strikes you. Think all of that money and respect makes Gordon happy? Only mocking others will truly give him peace.

*Blind man touches their faces.*

"Yup, y'all ain't sisters."

*Blind man and his horse trot off in the wrong direction.*