The best tip for getting through a party when you're socially awkward: keeping your drink handy. You don't have to talk to people when your mouth is already occupied...chugging wine straight from the bottle.
That moment in the night when everyone seems to couple up? Torture, because the realization dawns on you that you might be alone forever. But it's also relieving, because at least everyone's too busy to talk to you.
9. You Suddenly Feel A Deep Connection With Michael Cera
You replay this fantasy over and over again, but sadly, nobody at the party is as perceptive or as cool as Lorelai. And then you start thinking about how you'd rather be sitting on your couch watching Gilmore Girls, but then you remember you're in your own personal hell and there are no miracles in hell.