I don't always get the latest fashion trends. Watch any fashion show and you'll see beautiful, confused-looking people dressed like homeless peacocks. This bathing suit, though. I get it. I really get it.
Okay... fair. But isn't that the point? You get all the aesthetic joy of having chest hair without any of the messy upkeep. You get to just put it on and take it off without any beauty product. "Genius," I say.
And besides, fellas, it's not like we haven't worn some truly hideous bathing suits in the past. If the ladies wanna wear these, let them. In the meantime, enjoy your summer, and enjoy all the fun life hacks that go along with it.