It all began with this photo. Reddit user chirv posted it in the popular "Pics" subreddit. He captioned it, "While on a run, this goat started following me... and kept up for two miles (before being picked up by its owners).
It began with the "You look like"s. Luckily, chirv had a good sense of humor about the whole ordeal. Lucky for us, that is, because if he really were a living ventriloquist doll, he'd be able to murder us all.
Some users felt his eyebrows made him seem super patriotic. There are worse things than being told your complexion is waxy, I suppose. Then again, with eyebrows that sculpted, this guy definitely knows all about wax.
Looks like chirv was followed by more than just a goat. Hey, it's a nice day, and people like to go for walks. Also, maybe he was also trying to get a pic of those brows for the sweet, sweet internet points.
If chirv was tired of the attention his eyebrows elicited, there's always a solution. Someone was even kind enough to show him what that'd look like. Somehow he looks even more like a creepy mannequin this way.
There's no denying this guy's eyebrows might just be the G.O.A.T. But what about the actual goat in the picture? Sadly, once everyone caught a glimpse of those eyebrows, the goat was even more in the background than the original photo.
The goat was even photoshopped out of some of the pics. You know what goat wouldn't have been? This guy right here. If there's one thing Reddit loves, it's cute animals and crazy eyebrows. Make way for the new king of the upvotes.