Sure you can join every dating app or redo your profiles and upload new pictures. You can text any old booty calls or exes that you are still on speaking terms with and try to recycle. You can accept any blind dates, one night stands or put an ad out on Craigslist. It all sounds horrible.
Or you can create your own Daddy Application like comedian Arantza Fahnbulleh. Arantza, newly single and looking for love decided to try something new and created her very own Daddy Application. She posted screenshots online and the internet went wild. Her "Daddy Application" may be just what you need to find the man of your dreams.
You are looking for a boyfriend, but is that a daddy? When Elite Daily asked her to define what a daddy is, here is her explanation:
“A daddy doesn't just have the qualities you want, he has the ones you NEED.
I'm redefining the definition of a daddy. A daddy or a zaaaaaaaaaady is much more than just a boyfriend or a bae. Daddy's can teach you something! You can learn something from yo daddy. A daddy helps you. Daddies are always there to support, encourage, and challenge you to be your best.”
So, does she mean some rich, old dude that reminds you of your dad? Gross!
Don't worry. She says it’s not about age.
“When I say daddy, I don't want people to imagine me sitting next to a senior citizen like Anna Nicole. Yo daddy wants you to win! Yo daddy wanna see you shine! That's why he's your daddy. It has nothing to do with finances. It's all about emotional and mental stability, but a good income is a plus. And most importantly, yo daddy can never leave you, and if he does, then he's not yo daddy!!”
So, let's examine the application. Let's talk availability because it's hard a man that is open and available.
How available are you? We need to know when you are available and how available you are. We aren't looking for someone who is always working but we don't want someone who has too much free time either.
Also, when can you start? We have to get your started and acclimated before the weather turns and it becomes cuddle weather. Time is ticking!
We need to know if we've done this dance before. Have we met? Did we make out one drunken night? Do you know anyone we know? We need names, numbers and addresses so we can get the scoop on you and hear what is wrong with you before we dive in.
Look, we aren't looking for someone lame, but we need to know about your drug use. How often do you smoke? Are you a "night time watching a movie" user or a "I like to get super high in the middle of the day on a lunch break" kind of stoner? These things are important.
Also, how drunk do you usually get? We are told old for a sloppy drunk.
Let's just put it all out there. If you have been arrested, what was it for? We need the good, bad and the ugly so there are no surprises. We are cool with shoplifting, drunk in public, even a DUI. We are just trying to weed out anything violent and/or perverted.
Tell me all your thoughts on God. It's good to know where someone stands religiously because if we are going to have kids, these things become an important issue. We aren't young anymore so we need to get right to the hard questions, whether you like it or not.
If you still have any questions and if you are not sure if you should apply, she spells out exactly what she is looking for in her original video.
She said, “Make sure you single. Now, you might ask, what is single? Let me break it down for you. If you have a baby mama, you not single. If you have a b**ch you've been f**king for six months, you not single. If you have a wife, YOU DEFINITELY NOT SINGLE.”
So far, she has received 500 applicants, and around 200 of them have filled out the form.