With lines like "You wanna know what happened it's this damn ass rock" and "here's this damn ass fucking gay fucking damn ass rock," the kids in this skateboard fail video are true poet laureates that have mastered describing the "damn ass rock" that is the human condition.
From "You wanna keep it and pee on it?" to "No! I wanna live!" the yin and yang of the struggle that we live every day is in full effect in this video where an elementary school kid falls on the concrete and his friend can't stop swearing.
"You wanna keep it and pee on it?" We do kid. We do.
Original video courtesy ofseanman041