Yep! His cabin had been invaded by a frickin' brown bear! This man did what any non-insane person would do: he ran back into the woods and hid for hours, praying that the deadly monster would show mercy and not eat him. Fortunately for him, this brown bear was feeling particularly generous that day and allowed him to live.
I was wrong. There is TOTALLY something scarier than a bear with a shotgun. And that is a bear with a shotgun and a Vepr carbine. That's right! When this demon of the forest left the hunting cabin, it made off with not one, but two guns!!!
Don't get too comfortable though. While the gun-totting bear may be asleep, there are still many bears out there, ready to take us down. They are watching our every move, and slowly evolving so that they can better eradicate up.
Like this bear, who learned how to read. You think Russian fake news is bad now? Just wait until the bears get involved.
One of our only defenses against bears used to be crawling to small spaces that these massive giants couldn't reach. That all changed when bears discovered yoga. Now these killers possess the flexibility to fit into any crevasse, no matter how teeny tiny.