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These Things Don't Belong On Pizza!

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Published March 3, 2017
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These Things Don't Belong On Pizza!

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1. Hot Dogs

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For years, pepporoni, hamburger, bacon, and sausage have all been put on a pizza. Maybe hot dogs were feeling a little left out. But this topping isn't as weird as some of these next ones.

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2. Green Peas

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Peas on a pizza? For many people, this probably sounds completely ridiculous. But if you have an open mind, maybe you'll decide to give peas a chance.

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3. Spam

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The tastiness or repulsiveness of Spam has long been up for debate. For many people, Spam on a pizza would be a complete dealbreaker. But at least in the case, or this particular pizza, you know exactly what's on it before you take a bite.

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4. Corn Dogs

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Corn dogs on a pizza might not be so bad. But couldn't they at least remove the sticks first? Seems like they would only get in the way.

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5. Fast Food Combo

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This person topped a pizza with two burgers, fries, and four chicken nuggets. But maybe they could have taken this one step further. They should put this whole pizza inside one giant Chalupa shell.

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6. Bananas

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Pineapple knocked down the door when it comes to putting fruit on a pizza. Now banana is walking through that door. And for some reason, nobody is stopping it.

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7. Kangaroo

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If you visit a pizza place in Australia, you might see a kangaroo pizza on the menu. But don't ask for a pizza that's topped with a boomerang. They probably won't think that's funny.

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8. Pizza On Pizza

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Yes, this is a pizza topped with several mini-pizzas. It's a Pizza Inception. But if they really want to blow your mind, they should top each mini-pizza with thousands and thousands of microscopic pizzas.

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9. Four Fish

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In Russia, they serve something called a Mockba Pizza. It's pizza topped with sardines, mackerel, tuna and salmon. And it also has onions, just to make sure your breath is as bad as possible.

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10. Squid Ink

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Is tomato the only kind of sauce that goes on a pizza? Not according to the makers of this pizza, who used squid ink instead. If you think Alfredo sauce is a wrong choice for a pizza, then this one is probably not for you.

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11. Ice Cream

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This slice is from Pizza Brain in Philadelphia. The topping? Three scoops of pizza-flavored ice cream. But is that really necessary? Isn't the pizza already pizza-flavored?

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12. M&Ms

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Chocolate candy on a pizza? Actually, upon closer inspection, this looks like a separate M&M-topped chocolate dessert that's been placed in the middle of a hollowed-out pizza. In that case, well-played.

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13. Darth Vader

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This guy definitely shouldn't be on a pizza. Better defeat this pizza by using the force. Or, if you don't like eating pizza with your hands, you can defeat it by using the fork.

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