We've heard of a shark tank. We know what a shark bite is. But a shark pit? Why, oh, why would this beautiful girl do this to her armpit? My advice? Keep those arms down for the rest of your life, sister!
Rule #4: Never let any of your children draw something and then tattoo it onto your body unless it's really, really small. And family stick figures are bad enough as a bumper sticker on your car. This takes it to a whole new level.
Well, there is nothing cool about this guy's tattoos. I sincerely hope that booze was involved in getting this. Or maybe even something harder. I hope something knocked him out so he was unaware of what was happening to his body.
Look, not all babies are cute. And even if you think you have the cutest baby in the world, face tattoos are never a good idea. Rule #5: Never, ever get a face tattoo. That means both a tattoo on your face and a tattoo of someone's face.