Not only is this incredibly misleading, it’s downright dangerous. You probably shouldn’t use a photo of a guy rock climbing to sell rope not suitable for rock climbing. It's this thing called contradiction...something the makers of this rope seem to not...wait for it...GRASP.
That looks like a hot steaming mess. I mean literally, that looks like something I’d see in the bottom of a toilet bowl instead of a plate. So, no thanks microwaveable lasagna, I think I rather eat cat food.
This is just incredibly cruel to do to someone who just wanted a damn chocolate chip cookie. Not only is there only one measly chocolate chip, the box has the audacity to say, “Double chocolate chip.” I’m writing Mrs. Lily O’Brien an angry letter.
“Susan, is this your idea of some sick joke? You said you’d get me a new cat condo if I promised to not vomit in your shoes for an entire week. Even though with your taste in fashion, I was doing your shoes an epic favor.”
I read somewhere that cats are actually the closest living relatives to dinosaurs … wait, was that cats or birds? Either way, I wouldn’t even be mad. Dinosaurs are long gone, and why live in the past. The future is feline.
What kind of “Halloween party” is this, ehmm, accessory intended for? It’s certainly not one that is meant to be worn with a “fancy dress.” I’m pretty sure it’s not meant to be worn with any type of dress at all.
Well, this isn’t necessarily completely false advertising; maybe some knucklehead at the pan factory just used some industrial glue on that sticker. She should try boiling some soapy water in that pan to get that sticker off. I would just make sure to oil that pan up before using it, though.
“That’s it, Martha! I’m running away and never coming back. I really mean it this time. Can you just make sure to put Mr. Mousey Wowsey and my treats in my runaway rucksack? I would do it myself, but I don’t have thumbs.”
Maybe by the “+ Calcium” they mean you need to add a glass of milk. Seriously, if you’re looking for something with nutritional value you probably shouldn’t buy something that contains 19 grams of sugar per serving. There's no point in adding vitamins and calcium to chocolate syrup. Just let it be awful for you.
Yeah, sure that could be a musical instrument, if the music you are referring to is the symphony of screams you’ll hear from all the children in the playground that get hit with this. First off, an air gun isn’t even fully a toy and can really f***ing hurt. But, shouldn’t we probably stop selling toys that look like actual weapons to children, don’t you think?