Poor guy. When will men over six feet tall finally catch a break?
"Okay, cool, at least we wouldn't be enemies...hey, wait a minute!"
Like the song says, "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch...but you also sometimes make a good point."
This is probably the only joke that Mom ever made. Because it's always best to quit when you're on top of your game.
When you have a five-year-old child this quick-witted, you can't help but be proud. Proud and incredibly hurt.
He used to be on Malcolm In The Middle. But now he's Frankie in the middle...of dishing out sick burns.
"Oprah, look under your seat! You get a sick burn, and you get a sick burn, and YOU get a sick burn!"
How do you protect your self from a sick Rihanna burn? Block it with your umbrella-ella-ella.
"Well, technically, the sun is a star. So you love me one star's worth. So joke's on you!"
Taco Bell has a point. Why would someone want to have their armpits smell like a bunch of old, gross spices?