It would be awesome if this guy had a best friend named Vakkin Ondasun. And another friend named Ima Baleever. (And possibly some additional friends, but first we'd have to dig real deep into the Smash Mouth catalog.)
The real question is, did he have his coffee in a mug? If so he's a poser. Real hipsters only sip coffee out of vinyl records that were purchased while wearing fake glasses at Wes Anderson's yard sale.
You may be shocked to know that Brutus stabbed this bottle of Caesar dressing, but it was predicted this would happen on the Ides of March. (If you're not a fan of Shakespeare or Roman history, our apologies. Feel free to skip ahead to the next photo.)