Does she also call hot dogs her "favorite hamburgers that aren't hamburgers"? Or Batman her "favorite Wolverine who isn't Wolverine"? Perhaps Keith needs to be friends with someone who knows how words work.
If you don't have a calculator handy, don't worry. We already figured out that this works out to over 43 years of waiting. So 2060 will be a good year for this person, because they'll once again have the ability to listen to music.
If cartoons have taught us anything, it's that there's only two ways out of this situation. So hopefully the people in the car can distract the elephant with some peanuts, or scare it away with a mouse. If they don't have either of these things, they should probably plan on being here for a while.
This is kind of like when Winnie the Pooh got stuck in the rabbit hole. Except Pooh is a cartoon character, and getting stuck in a rabbit hole is cute. For some reason, a grown adult stuck in a trash can isn't quite as adorable.
The phrase "a day at the beach" is supposed to mean, "a fun, carefree day of relaxing good times." But for the owner of this car, "a day at the beach" now means, "Why the hell did I drive my car onto the wet sand and think it was a good idea?"