Finally, a reason to wear a watch again! Although, this might all just be an elaborate ploy to drum up business by the watch industry. They're clever that way, watch folks.
Keep reading to see more examples of humans being straight up genius.
Most people would probably prefer great Wi-Fi and free beer. That fine print will get you every time. Genius signage though.
The errorists must be pretty happy these days. Judging by Twitter, YouTube comments and the rest of the internet, the errorists are on a huge winning streak.
Finally, the truth revealed! Underground graffiti artist Banksy's real name is "Splat Chalk Outline." That's honestly one we never would have guessed!
"Hey, sorry I wrecked your wall. Let me make it up to you with some artificially flavored sugar water!" Oh yeah!
Did they request this license plate because this is how their dog always rides? Or did the dog read the license plate and simply follow instructions? We may never know for sure.
Can't argue with this. Well, you can, but there's really no point in arguing with genius. Some students just know that school is stupid, and they're not going to waste time pretending otherwise.
Hoarders have a serious problem and need to get help. Unless they're only hoarding newspaper stories about hoarding. Then it's just a never-ending cycle.
It's hard to say if this is genius or stupidity at work. But we think it's probably six of one, half dozen of the other.
What would make this even more genius? If the person who bought it for five bucks went on to sell it for 10. You gotta hustle for a buck to afford college life, ya know?
Sometimes a simple typo can be the difference between a person scolding you for being loud and a person who's really fancy. Yet another reason why checking for spelling errors is so important.
"Hmm...the water is at two levels. This must represent how things aren't always level inside the human soul."
Holy s***. My kid is freaking deep!
This isn't just a clever pun. It's also a great way to get people to slip and fall if they happen to step on your face. Win-win.
"No, I mean a dirty pic."
*covers bra in mud, sends another pic*
Be careful if you hire this company to take care of your lawn. Your lawn might just end up floating off into space. Unless that's what you want. Then by all means, call them today!
Sure, it's technically a chemistry test, but this answer does have some validity. Maybe he got half credit at least? Or maybe the whole class learned something about communism by splitting their test scores.
So this isn't actually an example of someone who's brilliant, but I just wanted to throw this one in there anyway, because it's pretty funny. Stay safe on the road, folks!
Again, some students are just smarter than we give them credit for. If you're not going to use more specific wording, this student deserves the credit. It's an A+ in my book, kid.
If u aren't going to be specific when u text someone, then u shouldn't expect 2 much in return. It's all about specificity, folks.
They only had to deal with this question throughout their entire school career, so they finally decided to clear things up. This is a way better use of yearbook space than lame inspirational quotes.
Hey, you get what you pay for. We live in a capitalist society, so if you've got a better product than someone else, you can charge more for it. That's just how the world works.
There's nothing worse than cold butter on toast. It's the saddest way you could start your morning. Fortunately, this gal found a very clever solution, and we're pretty darn impressed.
Can't afford a real Lacoste polo shirt? Don't worry! Just pick up a cheap polo from your local Goodwill and tape an alligator to it. People won't know the difference!
This kid is brilliant. He was tired of holding his arms up to watch his favorite YouTube channels on his phone, so he came up with a genius solution. This gives me faith in the future.
Same kid, same. Except that's about where it ends...the talking. Never goes much further than that. Come to think of it, maybe I'm actually not very good at my hobby...