Can we get these wires some Adderall? We need some focus and control over here and stat! These wires are wired and It is time to bring them back down to this planet. 

This reminds me of the old, "Have you tried unplugging everything and then plugging everything in again?" Does this work for life to? Where's the switch to restart this sucky day?

Is this really appropriate for a a classroom setting? Look, you all better disconnect from one another and cover up. These kids don't need to see this. 

I think that I had an allergy attack just looking at this. Want me to make this even grosser for you? They say that dust is made out of human skin, dead insects and insect poop. And that right there is a whole lot of insect poop. 

I wish this electrical box knew that there were other options. If only one of his router friends told him that it gets better. RIP electrical box. You brought us much joy and information.

Is anyone else wondering why they need those fans? Are they keep things cool so the wired chaos doesn't combust? Is anyone else worried that this place is about to blow? SOS!!!!

This is what your PC looks like on drugs. You see kids, if you stay in school, do your homework and stay sober you can avoid a mess like this. And remember: Just Say No.

While the MacBook air boasts how thin and light they are, this is not what they want you to do with it. You are not supposed to fold it up or bend it in half. You are just supposed to admire how thin it is. This is laptop abuse. 

This is an accident waiting to happen. What went wrong here? Three of the six prongs have been burnt to a crisp and I think that it's time to move forward. The strip will understand. 

There is a special place in hell for the person who did this to this laptop. If you see something, say something and I am saying something. Free this Sony VAIO!!!!!

If that mouse is a representation of how you run your business than you should be worried. I see run down and I see old, stressed and tired. I also see that that mouse is in desperate need of a vacation.

Sometimes you think that you two are a perfect pair. You give your all to make it work. As time goes on, your relationship becomes tumultuous and harmful to your wellbeing. And eventually they break you into pieces.  You gave all you could give and you will forever be a part of them (because you are literally stuck). It is time to move on. 

Hey, I have a question. You know that you are not supposed to pour an entire cup of coffee onto your keyboard right? Oh no? Well, now you know.