There's nothing worse than knowing you're about to fall and can't stop it. Conversely, there's nothing better than knowing you're about to see someone else fall. We're all monsters.
Notice how the signs are all bent back? It's so you can do a little sight test upon leaving the eye surgery center. Nice to test if it worked before you get all the way home, I guess.
This person could use some eye surgery. The sign is right there. Either that or they ignored it. You think they just put it up for fun?
Neither of these are as strange to me as dairy-free ice cream. That's basically cream-less ice cream, which is just ice. How does that even work?
Driving can be confusing. Then again, so can walking. All these rules, who has time to learn them all? Better safe than sorry.
I hope to find a chair that makes me as relaxed as that guy's chair makes him. How dare that other fella interrupt whatever the hell this is with his question. Be gone, knave.
I certainly hope she got an 'A' on this project. Because if she failed, that means she might have to retake the class. You don't want to encourage her to do any more experiments.
Scientists have figured out the safest way to consume cannabis. Unfortunately, before they did they may have been taking it in some weird ways to come up with this. Be careful around mice, Gouda Guys.
This is hilarious for an unintentional reason. Whenever a guy notices this, he's going to laugh. Laughing throws off their aim, which means this poster just bought you a lot of extra clean-up time.
This doesn't necessarily prove how large the bed is. Maybe those rooms are incredibly tiny. I'm gonna need to see the bed next to a banana for scale, preferably one that hasn't been traumatized.
How adorable. Looks like Mom may have been consuming cannabis as well. Let's just hope she's not driving a truck near any "No Truck" signs.
"That spider made all that in just two days? You're fired. Give me the contact info of that go-getter arachnid."
"How could you?! Seriously?! Banana bread?! He gave his life and you don't even have the decency to make him into something actually tasty?"
Okay, so their selection isn't as good as other stores. But you know what? The parking situation is so much better I don't even mind.
Cats are demons. They enjoy attacking children and just had to take things further. Now they're into fire. This can only mean trouble for humanity.