Assault is funny when phrased in the form of a note. This is a good mom.
It's funny that this dad wasted a Post-It note. This dad is a cool guy.
My parents would just give me used toilet paper to use as a napkin. This kid is lucky.
It's sad that this child lives in a loveless house. Somebody help them.
This mom used a reference to the movie Taken in her note to her son. Does Liam Neeson know about this?
#Dadfacts are the worst. They are all either about dying unicorns or grunge music.
It's sad that this child is embedded in this bathroom wall. Someday you'll have a body, kid.
Personally, I think Vagisil tastes great when applied to bread. It has a great texture.
This parent understands memes. Watch out, everyone.
I do mind. This parent is dead to me.
At least he said please. I'll remember this act of kindness while I am starving to death holding an uncut apple.
This mom came up with a good excuse to eat those candy bars. What a sweet lady.
If you think about it, this mom is giving her child an unfair advantage. Water balloons are way more efficient than a water gun.