First of all, the "S" looks like it's in front of both "uper" and "hitters," so that's a problem. Nobody will take your team seriously if they think your team name is the "Super S***ers." But then again, "Super Hitters" isn't that great of a name either.
What's worse than having a wedgie? How about having a wedgie that's completely asymmetrical? Or how about having an asymmetrical wedgie that you don't even notice, and then having a picture of it posted on the internet?
In case you're wondering, the object on this sweater is supposed to be a safety pin. And if you wear this sweater, people will think you're a really big safety pin fan. Or they'll think you're a fan of something completely different.
Unlike the picture on the sweater, we're guessing this scarf looks the way that it looks on purpose. But we're still not sure why it exists, or why someone would want to wear it. Some things in life are simply a mystery.
Theses uniforms were worn by the Colombian's Women's cycling team. Why they thought they were a good idea, we're not sure. Perhaps they were hoping to distract other cyclists during a race, causing them to crash. That's the only way these uniforms could make at least a little bit of sense.
People seeing this shirt should have realized that it didn't actually say "MILF." Mostly because it's impossible to refer to yourself as a "MILF." You'd have to adjust the pronouns, and then the letters would be different, so it's just one big hassle.
The Shinning is full of so many memorable quotes. "Here is John" might be the best one, but there's also, "Working a bunch but never playing all makes Jack quite boring indeed," and also, "Come have fun with us, but in a hopefully non-creepy way, Danny!" No wonder The Shinning is a classic!
For her sake, let's hope she's wearing this without having any idea what the words mean. Or at the very least, let's hope her friends refrain from making any loud noises around her for the rest of the day. It's just the right thing to do.
Norman Reedus plays Daryl Dixon on The Walking Dead. This family is apparently a huge fan of the actor. And, in particular, the dad is a huge fan of never straying away from his family while wearing this shirt.
Have your own clothing store? Then you'll probably need some mannequins to display your clothes so people will know how good they look. But when putting up your mannequins, you may want to give them a slightly more pleasant pose than this.
If you get this shirt, then you're probably also a big fan of that one song by the band Toto. It's the one that goes, "It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you. There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do. I bless the rains down in Asia..."