"So. I sometimes fake sick to get away from my girlfriend. I need a break." If you need to fake sick to get away from her this girl is not doing her job to take care of you when you’re sick. Just saying….
"Pretended like I was going out last night but really just hid in my car to get away from everyone and my gf..." At least go out; don't pretend. Go buy yourself a beer or something and bitch about everyone with a stranger.
"I moved to another state to get away from my girlfriend and next month she's moving down here with me." Maybe you should have moved to another country. Oh, and maybe you should tell her you're avoiding her by moving miles away before she starts hinting at marriage.