If you're always writing notes on your arm, don't fight it. Do yourself a favor and get a to-do tattoo.
Don't you hate when you're playing a sold-out show in front of thousands of people and you forget the F chord? Never again, thanks to this nifty ink!
A tablespoon and teaspoon I get, but if you need a tattoo to tell you what a "pinch" is, you're better off not cooking.
Eating with chopsticks is nearly impossible, but at least you'll never forget how to properly hold them thanks to this informative tattoo.
This is the kind of medic alert that alerts the medics to how very hip you are. It's also great for people who don't like jewelry.
If you're ever taking a test on differential equations, you'll want this guy sitting shirtless in front of you in class.
"It's a pretty straight shot home for my commute, except I have to change trains when I reach the navel."
When you can't afford the full tattoo, just connect the dots yourself with a magic marker. It's much cheaper that way.
Masturbation isn't the only fun thing you can do with your hand when you've got this awesome trampoline-guy tattoo. Look at him go!
As long as you have your home's latitude and longitude securely tattooed to your forearm, you'll never feel lost. (According to the tattoo, this person is from Germany.)
Even the best of us forget to make gazpacho and pay our lawn bills from time to time. Luckily, that's why God invented tattoos.
You might have a little trouble filing this with the probate court when the time comes.
Remember: Don't cross the streams!
Wait. Never mind. That's from Star Trek.