I'm always terrified of getting my shoelace stuck in an escalator. That was before I knew there could be a surprise wall on top of it. Now I have a whole new thing to be terrified of.
No no noise? Try saying that 10 times as fast. So they want us to make noise? Please and thank you.
Animal and us? At least that's what we hope. Either way, it sure sounds messy.
Anyone who has ever lost a regular golf ball knows that this is a bad, bad design. Anyone who doesn't relate to golf...what was it like to have a date to prom? See, we can teach things to each other.
Oh you wanted a dress that DOESN'T make you look like you pooped yourself? Too bad. Here's a dress that makes you look like you pooped yourself. Fashion!
Keep your eyes off the road! Here, read this incredibly long warning about the dangers of keeping your eyes off the road. We're very smart.
"Who thought this was a good idea?"
—Me, looking at this picture. But also just me looking at 99% of the internet. Yayyyy, the internet!
Great, of course, how typical. I'm sick of all these unrealistic body expectations. Nothing Power"cool" about that.
"'Til death do us part?" Better get a head start now? No? Yeah, "no" is probably the correct idea.
Kids Adults Real Anti-abduction T-man giving a size kick Everyone! It really rolls off the tongue. Also try saying THAT 10 times fast.
Can't a man poop in peace? Also is this guy single? I know a lady with a brown-stained flower dress...
What a useful thing to spend your money on. Did I say useful? I meant useless.
How to trick someone into buying two scissors. Fail...or brilliant scheme? Why not both?
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood! A beautiful day in the neighborhood! Would you be mine? Won't you be mine?
Well, at least it's not an escalator that goes straight to a wall. Remember that, guys? What a fun journey we went on today.