Before you cheat, you should ask yourself, "If I get caught, will my significant other use all our money to rent a billboard that will shame me in front of the entire world?" If the answer is "yes," you probably should not cheat.
Steven found this out the hard way. Sorry, slimeball.
Oh John, you were trying to turn your life around! You were breaking up with your lady on the side, and ready to get serious with your #1 girl! If only you would have paid a little more attention to who you were actually texting...
Then maybe you'd still be "John <3" instead of "John <X3".
You may be wondering why this good Samaritan spent all his time focused on the couple in front of him, instead of watching the game. Well, he's a Lions fan, so watching a marriage crumble before his eyes was the less painful option.
Just kidding guys, THIS IS THE LIONS' YEAR! STAFFORD, YOU CAN DO IT!!!