Problem: We want a pool. But, you know, we're in a college dorm.Solution: Let's do the dumbest thing we can imagine.
Problem: We're out of toilet paper and we're broke. What can we do?Solution: Crime.
Problem: I'm the one college kid who hates cold pizza, but I have no microwave.Solution: Plug in two appliances that often lead to a trip to the fuse box.
Problem: My beer keeps rolling down the fridge shelf, wasting precious space that could be used for more beer.Solution: Who needs this orientation packet? Throw out the pages, keep the binder clip and put it to good use.
Problem: My shower head is too low. I have to bend over to wash my hair.Solution: Drink beer.
Problem: I have a dorm room full of cereal and no milk.Solution: There is no sign saying you can't bring your own container. So technically this is not breaking any rules.
Problem: I want to use my phone but the teacher won't let me.Solution: Rig up an elaborate fake costume so effective that you could see it in a Vegas magic act.
Problem: Two of us want to eat, but neither of us wants to wait for the microwave.Solution: Let's balance a big flimsy bowl on a thin mug. That'll work.
Problem: I need to boil some franks but there's no stovetop here.Solution: Where there's a coffee maker, there's a cookout.
Problem: My water jug is empty and I don't have a delivery service.Solution: Perhaps the most genius feat of Macgyver-style engineering ever.
Problem: My dorm room stinks, because it's a dorm room.Solution: My car stinks, because I took the air freshener out of it.