This is just a prime example. The singer of "Starboy" is most likely cracking up at the resemblance. A meme worth its weight in internet gold.
The limit does not exist. This is especially true when it comes to a doctor staring at your private parts and you having to act like you're okay with it.
We all know that using the internet to diagnose ourselves leads to a ton of anxiety, yet we find ourselves on WebMD. The internet makes it simple to jump to the most ridiculous conclusion.
It is in the contract when you signed up for this position. Why should you have to explain your feelings when bae should already be on top of it?
But it is still okay to act surprised when you see how much you spent after a night out. Factor in the pizza delivery and you're two steps away from ice cube soup for dinner until payday.
It's as if you were wearing rose-colored glasses the entire time. Good thing you learned how to upgrade and take out the trash.
Relaxed AF. So much tranquility. It's like the main character of Doggie and Confused. One can only aim to be as zen.
It's okay. I didn't need to eat this week anyways. Being financially jumped when the bills are due is part of adulthood. It's a rite of passage.
You can never be too prepared. You never know what noodles you may come across that need to be seasoned. Tastiness protection is key.
There is separate stomach for dessert — everyone knows this. Real friends don't let friends skip on some ice cream and cake. It should be a crime.
Who needs to call when you can text and not actually talk to anyone, am I right? There are better things to be done such as scrolling through memes.