So you don't have 20/20 vision. Yeah, it sucks. As a fellow contacts and glasses wearer, I really do get it. We poor vision folks have a disadvantage in this world. Not only can we NOT SEE without the help of lenses, but we also have to deal with the hassles of wearing glasses. Sure, they're cute on some people and they make you look smart, but glasses are a lot more problematic than most people realize. So just wear contacts, you say. Listen, sometimes I don't feel like sticking my finger into my eye and feeling the burning, scratchy feeling of having a literal foreign body on my eyeball! We really just can't win. And don't ask me, "Why don't you just try LASIK?" Um, because it's too expensive for this millenial and I don't meet all of the qualifications, that's why. It's just me and my glasses for a long, long time.
So let's talk about the biggest struggles we face as glasses wearers. Like wanting a cup of tea. HA! Forgot drinking steamy, hot beverages. If you want to ever see out of your glasses again, stick to iced coffees.
Whenever someone asks you how many fingers they're holding up, you immediately change the subject. It's not funny anymore, Katie! You know that I can't see anything! Fortunately, this problem seems to go away as you get older and more and more of your friends start needing glasses. Just wait until you're 40 and every one of your friends needs reading glasses. How do you like it now, Katie!?
Remember the days when you could easily throw on a pair of sunglasses? NOPE, SEE YOU LATER. The sun will now blind you constantly because wearing sunglasses is just too much effort. You can either protect your pupils from the sun or you can see. Those are your choices. Or invest in a very expensive, yet very unattractive pair of prescription sunglasses.
Thus, putting their dirty fingers all over them and stretching them out when they just got perfectly molded to the size of your head. It's the worst. YOU HAVE PERFECT VISION! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY GLASSES!